I was raised by wild lions in the foliage-rich jungles of the Kalahari and subsist even to this day on a steady diet of red ants and cactus needles.
See the blog entry entitled C.V., in 'A Laugh Worth Living'.
Do yourself a favour and watch the movie Wall-E!
Oh, and read the blog.
Hah! Wow... That would just be an insulting name.
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